"He’s been saving his pocket money for months."
i work in a toystore and this one time a doting father came in with his tiny shy son and i almost...
fun fact: in hm64 there is a random scene where a couple will come onto your farm and get turned on by your fields
DAMMIT MARLIN DON’T TELL OUR CHILD THAT. YOU’LL GIVE HIM NIGHTMARES.
…At least it worked in getting him to sleep.